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 “Not all inspirations for my one-of-a-kind knives come from
some grand epiphany in my life (You like that word? I just heard it on some game
show… it means life-changing events in your life… you can use it if you want!).
In the case of “The Wench”… the idea of this Renaissance dagger-like knife
came to me while staring down at the most magnificent pair of breasts I’ve ever had
the pleasure of… well… seeing.
Let
me explain: A few years ago, I was invited by a friend of mine, a beautiful woman who plays a
“wench” at the Renaissance faire (and sells home-made hair-garlands when
she’s not wenching), to participate in a celebrity jousting
match… for charity.
I always like to do things for charity, but honestly, it was to
impresses this friend of mine, that I donned real Armour, got on a horse and let myself
charge into oncoming jousters with paper maché lances! Now don’t let that fool
you… they hurt like hell! I lost all the matches, and feeling less than a grand
knight, I was about to dismount my steed in defeat, when my wench friend came running up
to me. She was in full very low cut wench costume, so as I looked down I could see that
between her magnificent breasts she held a schooner of beer for me.
Amazingly the cold
beer sat solid and comfortable between her motherly mounds, and not a drop was
spilt! I looked
down upon my reward (the beer, that is), with newfound hope. And I must say, suddenly with
the fog around me, the wonderful costumes and music and the roar of the crown, not to
mention this magnificent wench’s very special delivery of ale, I suddenly felt like a
triumphant knight.
It
was at that moment that I realized why so many men did so many foolish acts on horseback for
the pleasure of a Maid Marian. To commemorate that special moment, (or actually two of
them), I created “The Wench” in the style of a Renaissance dagger, so that
others may feel (and see!) the glories of victory!” |
